If Good Boys Get Toys For Christmas, What Do Bad Boys Get?

dear-santa-funny-santa-letterDear Santa,

Well another year has gone by. As you know I have been naughty, but it was worth it.

Money is tight again this year. I feel like Saint “Nickel”-less. Christmas just like my day job? I do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

So tell me Santa what do you bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying “toy not included”.

This holiday season, in lieu of gifts, I’ve decided to give everyone my opinion.

Dear Christmas Carolers, the only thing that can bring “Joy To The World” is a “Silent Night”.

Yes, It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas. So we polled so to speak local gay men to see what they would like in their stockings from Daddy Christmas.

Here is our 2017 official Santa list. 

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1). 10_162.)06_21
3.)04_11
4.)02_11
5.)05_24
6.)star wars last jedi
7.)03_26
8.)07_22
9.)08_18
10.)12_12
11.)14_7
12.)13_8
13.)09_0
14.) 11_10

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