We kid you not, this is the official synopsis from Sony for Deadpool 2:
After surviving a near fatal bovine attack, a disfigured cafeteria chef (Wade Wilson) struggles to fulfill his dream of becoming Mayberry’s hottest bartender while also learning to cope with his lost sense of taste. Searching to regain his spice for life, as well as a flux capacitor, Wade must battle ninjas, the yakuza, and a pack of sexually aggressive canines, as he journeys around the world to discover the importance of family, friendship, and flavor – finding a new taste for adventure and earning the coveted coffee mug title of World’s Best Lover.
Ooookayyy… anyway, 20th Century Fox has released the first Deadpool 2 teaser trailer, which features the Merc with a Mouth doing a spot-on Bob Ross impression and also the very first look at footage from the sequel.
In Theaters: June 1, 2018
Studio: 20th Century Fox
Director: David Leitch
Screenwriters: Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick, Tim Miller, Drew Goddard
Starring: Ryan Reynolds, Zazie Beetz, Josh Brolin, Leslie Uggams, Jack Kesy, Shioli Kutsuna, Julian Dennison, Morena Baccarin, Brianna Hildebrand, Stefan Kapicic
Official website: Deadpoolwebsite.com